You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear
As Tony Abbott once said, “politicians are gonna be judged on everything they say”, (May 2010), and goodness knows, Tony has said some rather controversialthings in the past. We are told that many of his more outrageous
statements were those of a callow youth in different times, that he has
learned a great deal, and changed his views on many things (some of them
several times).
Now it’s not as if I expect Tony to be an expert in all fields. After all, “No one, however smart, however well-educated, however experienced, is the suppository of all wisdom,” (August 2013), and I realise that “sometimes,
in the heat of discussion, you go a little bit further than you would
if it was an absolutely calm, considered, prepared, scripted remark”,
but Tony is rapidly clocking up an impressive list of recent quotes
that makes one question whether a sow’s ear can be made into a silk
purse.
To be fair to the new Tony, I have only included a selection since he
took over the leadership of the Liberal Party thus becoming a
prospective Prime Minister. The first quote below is an exception to
this in that is was made a few months before Tony became leader but I
have included it as being relevant to today’s “toxic tax” chorus.
Here are some of Tony’s pearls of wisdom on a range of topics – I call it my cringe list:
Action on climate change
“If you want to put a price on carbon, why not do it with a simple tax?” – July 2009
“The argument is absolute crap. However, the politics of this are
tough for us. Eighty per cent of people believe climate change is a real
and present danger.” – December 2009
“”The carbon tax is socialism masquerading as environmentalism…” – May 2012
“It’s a market, a so-called market, in the non-delivery of an invisible substance to no one,” – July 2013
”Well I think the official in question (head of the UN’s climate
change negotiations, Christiana Figueres) is talking through her hat, if
I may say so,” – October 2013
“We have quite enough national parks. We have quite enough locked up
forests already. In fact, in an important respect, we have too much
locked up forest….When I look out tonight at an audience of people who
work with timber, who work in forests, I don’t see people who are
environmental vandals; I see people who are the ultimate
conservationists” – March 2014
Women
“What the housewives of Australia need to understand as they do the
ironing is that if they get it done commercially it’s going to go up in
price and their own power bills when they switch the iron on are going
to go up, every year…” – February 2010
“If we want women of that calibre to have families, and we should, well, we have to give them a fair dinkum chance to do so” – May 2013
“They’re young, they’re feisty and, I think I can probably say, have a bit of sex appeal,” – August 2013
”A bit of body contact never hurt anyone,” he told the teens,
sounding less daggy dad than dodgy uncle. ”Nothing wrong with a bit of
modest sweat” – August 2013
‘If you want to know who to vote for, I’m the guy with the not bad-looking daughters” – September 2013
“Ok, let’s have a bloke’s question.” – March 2014 to students from Newtown High
‘Where are the ladies, by the way?’ he asks. ‘There are some ladies in this delegation.’ – April 2014 in China
Foreign Affairs
“It’s not goodies versus baddies – it’s baddies versus baddies,” – September 2013 re Syria
“He knows that we play our politics very hard in our country. And I think he understood.” - October 2013 re Malaysia
“sometimes in difficult circumstances difficult things happen”. – November 2013 re human rights abuses and torture in Sri Lanka
“Indonesia is in many respects Australia’s most important overall relationship.” – September 2013
“As far as I’m concerned, Japan is Australia’s best friend in Asia and we want to keep it a very strong friendship,” – October 2013
“New Zealand is Australia’s closest friend” – December 2013
“Australia and Papua New Guinea are more than friends – we are family” – March 2014
“Australia is not in China to do a deal, but to be a friend,” – April 2014
Economy and finance
“Mates help each other, they do not tax each other.” – Tony Abbott, February 23, 2011.
“We have always as a Coalition been against compulsory superannuation increases.” Press Conference, 23 March, 2012.
“Well, um, climbing mountains is a marvellous thing” – January 2014
“We do not want to clutter up the G20 agenda with every worthy and
important cause, because if we do, we will squander the opportunity to
make a difference in the vital area of economic growth,” – February 2014
“to get rich is indeed glorious” – April 2014
Unemployment
“Some of them will find it difficult, but many of them will probably
be liberated to pursue new opportunities and to get on with their lives”
– December 2013
Marriage equality
“I’m not someone who wants to see radical change based on the fashion of the moment” - August 2013
First people
“The first lot of Australians were chosen by the finest judges in England” – January 2013
Forced adoptions
”We honour the birth parents, including fathers, who have always loved their children.” – March 2013
Part of being a Head of State is to be able to think on your feet.
Tony often does that by inserting his foot into his mouth. No wonder
Credlin always sits within pinching distance.
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