Why have a royal tour in the middle of a 'budget emergency'?
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We're broke, says nominal Australian republican Joe
Hockey – in a "budget emergency" – so why did we decide to have an
expensive royal tour, asks senior correspondent Barry Everingham.
There is no doubt that the upcoming Federal Budget will contain some
surprises and we are being warned for the worst. Joe Hockey wants us to
tighten our belts — all of us.
So, dare we ask where the millions of dollars will be coming from
our ardently anglophile Prime Minister will be spending when Wills and
Kate, and baby boy George, and their enormous retinue, arrive here in about a weeks’ time.
Disclaimer now.
Readers will know I have been covering Britain’s royal family for
over four decades and, in that time, I have met many of them and even
got to know a few of them. I have had a few conversations with the Queen
and, on a good day, she can be witty and even interested in what’s
being said to her. I have never met William or Kate but, I am happy and
honoured to say, I knew William’s mother quite well and, although she
was a troubled woman, she had a heart as big as all outdoors.
Now, before David Flint and his boy offsider – the pompous Jai Martinkovits
– get all upset, let me tell them when an accredited reporter covers a
royal tour, the royal concerned has a media reception at the start of
the tour and, David and Jai – I hate to upset you boys – but I have even
met the Queen privately in a few private homes.
So there!
I have never met William and Kate – or little boy George, for that
matter – but I know people who know them well and they have nothing but
good to say about them.
So, on with the motley now — the royal tour.
Obviously, Abbott is obsessed with the royals and that insane obsession carries over to anything British.
His really gooney un-Australian unilateral decision to reinstate knighthoods and damehoods in the 21st
century beggars belief. If I thought I would get a reply, I’d phone his
press office and ask when the curtsey will be made mandatory.
Even that wily old monarchist John Howard laughed at the restoration of 19th century titles but the two-faced old bastard had no compunction in taking an OM from the Queen as pay back for stuffing up the Republic referendum.
Readers may be interested to know precisely what this tour will cost and indeed why is taking place?
Firstly, the cost of planes, cars, accommodation for the 90 or so staff and hangers on who will accompany them will be staggering but most of it covered up in fiscal manipulation.
Second — and this is really disgusting.
Tradition has it that the royals coming here – not only William and
Kate, but any other official royal visit – are asked what they would
like as reminder of their visit.
They tell us what they intend giving us for having them (as any
guest usually does) and then – wait for it – we pay for that gift they
give to us!
Ridiculous? Absurd?
Of course. But no more absurdly ridiculous than asking them to make the tour in the first place.
It is hard to believe that William, or even little George, will ever
be kings of Australia and there is a possibility that England might be a
republic before us. There is evidence that many Poms have had a gutful of keeping that family afloat.
William will need to wait for Charles to die before he is crowned and
George will be in line after William. Longevity is the keynote of the
German genes, which course through their veins and the Queen Mother’s
Scottish gin-soaked blood is there as well to keep things going.
So we can only guess what was going on in what passes for Abbott’s mind.
The treatment he metes out to asylum seekers would make most fair
minded people sick — including even, I would think, the Queen herself,
who is known for her compassion for the underdog.
Thousands of Australians will cheer and wave to the couple why they
stampede around the country as, indeed, they would for a pair of young
good looking celebrities which, at the end of the day, is all they are —
celebrities, who happen to be royal.
So again, at whose expense will this tour come?
Whose public services will be cut in Joe Hockey's confected "budget emergency" to ensure this charade takes place?
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